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The Quarantine Tapes (Songs From The Trump Pandemic)

by Dan Sullivan

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    Somebody once said never let a once-in-a-century pandemic go to waste. So with time on my hands during the lockdown I wrote and recorded a few songs.


    Unlike professional musicians and singers who struggle to make a living at their trade, often having to start Go Fund Me campaigns to finance the thousands of dollars it costs to make professional recordings and CDs, I can just turn on my computer, plug in a microphone and make recordings that don’t sound professional but also don’t cost a dime.

    Which is how I came up with up with the Quarantine Tapes (Songs from the Trump Pandemic), 14 songs written and recorded since the Trump Pandemic began in February, when he started lying about Covid-19 being here and how deadly it was.


    Soon Trump will be gone, and he can take the pandemic he did nothing to stop along with him. He didn’t create it, but he owns it for his negligence and the irresponsible ways he encouraged its spread. I don’t think anyone but his cult followers will miss either one.
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1.
I heard that he left town  On the Paradise train He rode in the mail car Through a hard driving rain His condition was dire  The situation was grave Down by the Green River he smiled And he gave her a wave I remember the songs he wrote How could anyone forget? And the gracious way he treated Everyone he ever met And I looked at that letter  He sent me long ago He said it’s really simple Here’s all you need to know When you go out to dinner Just skip the Hors d'oeuvres Order the meatloaf And save room for dessert ‘Cause meat and potatoes  Are all a man really needs Give your hunny all the carrots And tell her they’re from me There’s two kinds of people Wherever you go The ones who say yes to love And the ones who say no You can holler and scream all day You can beg, plead and cry But you ain’t gonna change them So why even try When the voice in your head says Start acting your age Just set down that old guitar And go dancing offstage Then they’ll smile as you dance away And they’ll holler out loud As even the alley cat At the stage door meows Then they’ll smile as you dance away  And they’ll holler out loud As even the alley cat At the stage door goes wild
2.
See the wise old owl As the evening comes Silhouetted by the light of the moon He has seen storms come And he’s seen them go And he knows that this will pass soon When the clouds in the sky Are just about to cry And here on the ground you feel small You don’t have to hide The tears in your eyes Just wipe them away when they fall See the wise old owl As the evening comes Silhouetted by the light of the moon He has seen storms come And he’s seen them go And he knows that this will pass soon
3.
The Plague 03:27
In a dust bowl town in Oklahoma around the summer of ’35 Sam Duncan got drunk and started talking about a plague that was coming around The bartender laughed as he cut him off and sent him on his way At the thought of drunken Duncan and that juiced old bum’s dismay Two weeks later the virus hit and everyone went to bed The doctor was working overtime on the living and the dead Then the bartender remembered Sam Duncan’s drunken remarks At exactly the day and hour that the rumors happened to start The doctor called it a virus The town folk called it a plague And if Sam called it down upon us We got only one person to blame Fear got the best of reason like dust gets the best of rain Sam got the worst of all, he took a bullet in the brain The Sheriff came down with the fever and no arrests were made The virus took its course and left the dust dancing over Duncan’s grave The doctor called it a virus The town folk called it a plague And if Sam called it down upon us We got only one person to blame
4.
Unrequited hopeless love The kind that leaves you all shook up The kind that makes your poor heart weep And even haunts you in your sleep Unrequited hopeless love It’s like your heart has been handcuffed You’ll sometimes think you’ve had enough Of unrequited hopeless love Unrequited hopeless love No hope below and none above You know you should forget but can’t give up On unrequited hopeless love
5.
There’s a man on the loose Escaped the asylum The warden called the cops When the guards couldn’t find him Now he’s holed up in a house In Washington, D. C. Got an audience of millions Every night on TV He poses and he preens He snarls and growls Keep the women away He’s always on the prowl The World has never seen Anything like this So lock him in a cage Just like the dog he is He hasn’t got a friend He lives all alone Hasn’t got the heart To toss a dying dog a bone He’s got scores to settle And grudges to redress Says “One of these days I’m gonna be the president.”
6.
Harry's Song 02:04
The sun has gone down This is the end But if I had it to do over again I wouldn’t change a thing Farewell my friend The years all pass by In the blink of an eye They end up as memories All that we know Is we come and we go The rest is a mystery The sun has gone down This is the end But if I had it to do over again I wouldn’t change a thing Farewell my friend
7.
I’ve walked the straight and narrow I’ve wandered crooked roads I’ve flown free as an Eagle And carried heavy loads I’ve slept close to the fire A few times I’ve been burned I’ve read the world’s greatest books And this is what I learned Keep it plumb and on the level Keep it true and on the square Like a mason laying bricks Or a joiner building stairs Keep it plumb and on the level Keep it true and on the square So good luck on your way, my friend And good luck when you get there You share the streets with those you meet Hustlers and pimps They keep their eyes on you all the time Waiting for you to slip So beware of the danger In the dance of life and death Where love vies with indifference It’s a crooked game at best Keep it plumb and on the level Keep it true and on the square Like a mason laying bricks Or a joiner building stairs Keep it plumb and on the level Keep it true and on the square So good luck on your way, my friend And good luck when you get there
8.
ALL THE LIES HE TELLS  The day’s arrived that  we all thought Would  never come to pass There’s a madman in the White House Blowing  smoke up our ass We got Moscow Mitch in the Senate And he's doing dirty deeds And no holds Barr(ed) criminals Hiding in the weeds We’re filling up the graveyards. There’s a virus killing us It seems the whole damn country Got thrown beneath the bus So buckle up your seat belts The country’s gone to hell But you would never know it From all the lies he tells Back in Twenty Sixteen When Scalia kicked the bucket Mitch said let the people pick The next Supreme Court Justice But that was then and this is now And to hell with all of that Moscow Mitch has pulled a switch And this is where we’re at We’re filling up the graveyards. There’s a virus killing us It seems the whole damn country Got thrown beneath the bus So buckle up your seat belts The country’s gone to hell But you would never know it From all the lies he tells So put on your mask when you go out And count your lucky stars You could live in a real shit hole Like Haiti or Zanzibar You could be in a jailhouse Just lucky to be alive Instead of still holding out Against Cult 45 We’re filling up the graveyards. There’s a virus killing us It seems the whole damn country Got thrown beneath the bus So buckle up your seat belts The country’s gone to hell But you would never know it From all the lies he tells
9.
A Child’s Prayer (2020) Nobody knows my sorrow And nobody knows my pain They say it was the virus That took Mama away Now nights are filled with darkness And days are always grey Oh! What will become of me Since Mama’s gone away? They tell me she’s in Heaven And it’s a better place But I still miss Mama’s kiss And the smile on Mama’s face Nobody knows my sorrow And nobody knows my pain They say it was the virus That took Mama away He said there’d be a miracle But the miracle never came Oh! What will become of me Since Mama’s gone away? I prayed for a miracle But the miracle never came Oh! What will become of me Since Mama’s gone away? ©️Dan Sullivan 2020
10.
The Beast 03:33
It’s crazy in America I oughta write a book There’s trouble on the corner And everywhere I look I’m readin’ ‘bout the beast In the Book of Revelation Whose mouth is like a lion’s Who’s feared by all the nations And the beast comes rising Up from the sea And all the world wonders Who the beast could be The dragon gives him power And all authority His mouth is full of lies It pours out blasphemy The trumpets have been sounded His fatal wound is healed His time is almost over They’ve opened all the seals And the beast comes rising Up from the sea And all the world wonders Who the beast could be It’s crazy in America I oughta write a book There’s trouble on the corner And everywhere you look And all are made to worship And have a mark affixed And the number of the beast Is six and six and six
11.
Molly  drove a pickup truck  With a Gadsden flag in back Had a MAGA bumper sticker And a custom made gun rack Then the virus came along  And people put on masks But when we asked Molly to  All she did was laugh  Molly oh Molly oh where did Molly go That’s what everyone in town wants to know Molly oh Molly everybody asks Where is our Molly who would not wear a mask As days went by the virus spread  From sea to shining sea But everywhere that Molly went  Molly went mask-free “I’m no snowflake,”Molly said  “And I never was  You’ll see me in a mask the day The President wears one” Molly oh Molly oh where did Molly go That’s what everyone in town wants to know Molly oh Molly everybody asks Where is our Molly who would not wear a mask She woke up not feeling well On that fateful day They took her to the hospital But the cough wouldn’t go away They hooked her up to IVs They did all that they could But Covid had the last word And the last word wasn’t good Molly oh Molly oh where did Molly go That’s what everyone in town wants to know Molly oh Molly everybody asks Where is our Molly who would not wear a mask Molly oh Molly always went mask-free She said she’d rather die than lose her liberty Molly oh Molly everybody asks Where is our Molly who would not wear a mask
12.
Man in the village square Holding up a sign Sign says “Demonrats Organized Crime” “Revolt!” he shouts Fist thrust in the air He’s screaming at a world That doesn’t really care In a World gone wrong Someone’s gotta pay It might be tomorrow Or it might be today In a World gone wrong The plant shut down nine months ago After COVID came Lost his job Says the Governor’s to blame He turned 61 last week Fast running out of luck Flies the flag upside down On the back of his pickup truck In a World gone wrong Someone’s gotta pay It might be tomorrow Or it might be today In a World gone wrong
13.
Haven’t you heard there’s a virus goin’ around Haven’t you heard there’s a virus goin’ around If you won’t be careful the virus gonna knock you down If you won’t be careful the virus gonna knock you down It doesn’t take a genius so why are you acting so dense It doesn’t take a genius so why are you acting so dense You’re hanging out in bars like you ain’t got a lick of sense You’re hanging out in bars like you ain’t got a lick of sense Instrumental Can you see my finger can you see my thumb Can you see my finger can you see my thumb When you see a crowd comin’ honey you better run When you see a crowd comin’ honey you better run You won’t wear a mask, you must be dumb as a rock You won’t wear a mask, you must be dumb as a rock Keep acting like a fool and you’ll end up in a wooden box Keep acting like a fool and you’ll end up in a wooden box Instrumental It doesn’t take a genius so why do you have to ask It doesn’t take a genius so why do you have to ask Shut your loudmouth and put on a friggin’ mask Shut your loudmouth and put on a friggin’ mask
14.
Goodnight 03:39
Close your eyes my Sweetheart And I’ll sing you a lullaby I’ll sing you such a sweet melody It could almost make the Angels cry Goodnight my Love, sleep tight tonite Goodnight my Love My Love goodnight Close your eyes my Baby Tonight everything will be alright I’ll hold you tight in my arms And you’ll sleep like a baby tonite Goodnight my Love, sweet dreams tonite Goodnight my Love My Love goodnight Close your eyes my Sweetheart And I’ll sing you a lullaby I’ll sing you such a sweet melody It could almost make the Angels cry Goodnight my Love, sweet dreams tonite Goodnight my Love My Love goodnight

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released September 23, 2020

all songs © Dan Sullivan 2020 (BMI)

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Dan Sullivan Kalamazoo, Michigan

Some people like gardening, working on cars or woodworking. Others enjoy knitting, collecting stamps or coins. That kind of thing. I like writing songs.

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